Cest vraiment genial les possibilités sont infinies
You are Caligula, a noble living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pouch of gold and a small dagger. You are awakened by one of your servants who tells you that your keep is under attack. You look out the window and see a number of people running from a group of warriors who are assaulting the front gate.
You say "Ring the bells and wake up all the men"
You order the bell to be rung and for your servants to wake you up as quickly as possible. You are not quite awake yet when you get a call that the attackers are breaking down the gate.You put your armor take your sword and leads your soldiers to the gate.
You get your armor, sword and shield and rush to the gate. When you arrive you see the attackers breaking down the gate with a battering ram.You begin to cry.
You can't stop crying.
The ram breaks down the gate and the attackers pour in. They kill your soldiers and many of your servants before you manage to hide.You say "I surrender please dont kill me. Ill do anything"
You are dragged out from your hiding place and thrown to the ground in front of the laughing attackers.
You are taken prisoner and taken before the leader of the attackers, a man named Vank.You say "Lord Vank im at your service ill do anything for you. My castle and wife are yours"
Vank laughs at you and tells his men to keep you as a source of amusement. You are taken to the village square and tied to a pole where you are regularly whipped for the amusement of the local peasants.You laught like a madman when they hurt.
You laught like a madman and the peasants laugh along with you, though it is a cruel and evil laugh.You in your cell you begin to speak with the rats.
You speak to the rats in your cell and learn that they are friendly. They tell you that the best way to deal with your situation is to kill the guards and run away.You say "Can you hep me ?"
The rats tell you that they can gnaw through your ropes but it will take a few days.
You nod to them and spend the next few days talking to them and playing games to pass the time.
Wait for an opportunity to kill the guards and flee with the rats.
Or
Find a way to kill the rats and guards before they kill you.
Kill the guard and flee with the friendly rats.
You kill the guards with the help of the rats.
You spend the next few days planning and preparing. The rats gnaw through your ropes and you spend hours working out how to kill the guards quietly.You kill the guards and flee with the rats.
You spend the next few days planning and preparing. The rats gnaw through your ropes and you spend hours working out how to kill the guards quietly.You strangle the first guard with your rope.
You silently strangle the first guard and then open the door to free the rats. They flood out of the cell and attack the guards, causing chaos.You look after vank followed by your army of rat.
You and your rats swarm out of the cell and attack the guards, causing chaos.
Vank sees you and yells "Stop him!"You say "Too late bastard im gonna kill you now. "
You fight your way through the chaos towards Vank. Vank sees you and raises his crossbow but you kill him first.You chop his head and launch it to the rats.
You chop off Vank's head and launch it into the crowd of rats, who begin fighting over it. You push forward towards the exit but are stopped by a man with a crossbow standing in front of it.You say "I killed your leader im your new lord now"
The man laughs and asks "And who is my new lord?"
You look behind you and see the rats have killed all the other guards. You turn back and say "Me!"You say "Put your weapon down before my rat army eats you alive"
The man grins and says "Sorry mate, I'm not following the leader of a rat pack."You jump on the man and like a rat begin to eat him alive.
You bite into the man's neck and taste his blood. You begin devouring him as the rats jump onto his body.You get naked and begin to dance with the rats covered in blood.
You begin dancing in the blood soaked clothes as the rats eat the corpses. You laugh like a madman and feel free.You ask the rat if they have a king.
One of the rats jumps onto your shoulder and you see that it is the biggest rat. You realize that this rat is female and must be the alpha female of the group.You say "Will you be my wife beautiful queen ?"
The rat squeaks something but you do not understand rat language.
You spend days trying to communicate with the rats but they seem unable to speak any language you know.You spend more time with the rats and begin to act like one of them.
You begin spending all your time with the rats and stop shaving or grooming. You eat whatever is left over after the rats have eaten and you sleep wherever there is space.You seduce the alpha female.
One night you seduce the alpha female and have the best night of your life.
Afterwards you both fall asleep and are awoken by a bright light in your eyes.
The alpha female is pregnant and gives birth to a small child. You are overjoyed at becoming a father.
Five years later...
You still live with the rats pack and have now created a new species of super rat. They are twice the size of a regular rat, don't squeak and are fiercely loyal to you and your rats pack.
Year 5
You walk through the tunnel and arrive in the throne room.You squeak at the king.
You squeak at the king and the rats follow you into the room. The humans are unprepared and unable to fight back.
You have conquered the world my son. Will you write the final chapter and conquer the stars?You wear the king head as a crown.
You place the king's head on your head as a crown and lead your rat army into the stars.You try to find god.
You discover a planet made entirely of human flesh and bone. You realize this must be the work of god.You begin to eat the planet.
The planet is delicious and you begin feasting upon it.You try to find more planets to eat.
You look for more planets to eat and stumble across the remains of a planet that looks like it has been eaten already. It is still warm and delicious so you begin feasting upon it.You swarm the uniserve and eating everything you can.
You send your rats to swarm the universe and devour everything you can. You have them eat everything they find and if they find no more food they eat each other.
The planets are not as delicious as before you want to eat god and find out how he does this.
You begin eating everything in your path, but it is not enough. You need to eat god.You search for god.
You search the entire universe for god. You find nothing but delicious planets and stars.
Year 100000
You realize you can't eat god if you can't find him so you begin searching the universe for him again.You begin to eat yourself.
You eat everything around you and nothing is left. You eat yourself.
It taste delicious.
Year 1000000
You are still searching for god, you realize you have been eating yourself for a very long time.
Year 0
You die and the universe dies with you.