Messages de Adolf-Cartman11

Quand on voit la gueule de Bethesda actuellement, c'est pas vraiment une mauvaise nouvelle. La seule chose à craindre c'est que Microsoft ne tolère pas les mods, ca, ca ferait bien chier.
Je m'attendais à un vieux fake à la DiCaprio, mais non, c'est vraihttps://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2018/08/2/1519112834-dank-jerry-3-krankin.png
Un bon escroc ! Les plus méprisables restent quand même les imbéciles qui boivent ses paroles.
On est déjà dans idiocratie.

Plus facile à arrêter que les trafiquants de drogue, j'imagine :)

Une belle opération multinationale, tant d'effort pour que les déjà très riches éditeurs soient encore plus riches.

Putain :rire:

Le 20 juillet 2020 à 21:52:49 gandalfjuggling a écrit :
y a que moi qui comprends pas si c'est le pnj qui parle ou si c'est moi :rire:
vivement cette maj :bave:

Quand c'est une conversation entre deux personnes, ça va. Si y en a plus, ça peut se compliquer !

Ben j'y jouerai pas.https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2017/29/3/1500466255-david-goodenough.jpg
Mais bon, y a d'autres jeux, je m'en branle, s'ils veulent partir dans leur délire de merde comme les gros studios propagandistes, c'est leur choix.
John Rambo, le retour :bave:

Le 13 juillet 2020 à 17:25:33 ENORMEQUEUE3 a écrit :
https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2020/29/1/1594653924-85ea10ad-4e2d-4685-a452-adc198b6a85a.pngayaaa :rire:

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Le 13 juillet 2020 à 17:20:04 Alzender3 a écrit :

Le 13 juillet 2020 à 17:16:35 TintinDucobu21 a écrit :

Le 13 juillet 2020 à 17:13:56 Alzender3 a écrit :
Le problème de ce jeu c'est que l'histoire n'a aucune cohérence, c'est le joueur qui donne une direction à suivre à l'ia. Il n'y a aucune contrainte ni objectif.
Plus qu'un jeu c'est un outil pour créer sa propre histoire

Comme Crusader Kings quoihttps://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2016/47/1480081450-ris42.png

Pas vraiment dans crusader kings tu as des limitations tu n'es pas tout puissant.
Ici je peux dire que je m'équipe d'une épée sacrée sortie de mon cul et que je peux defoncer une armée à main nue et me proclamer empereur sans aucune limitation. En ce sens, ce n'est pas vraiment un jeu mais comme je le disais plus haut un outil de création d'histoires.

Comme n'importe quel jeu de rôle sur table.

Faut bien se mettre en tête qu'AI Dungeon, c'est tout simplement un jeu de rôle sur table avec un MJ pour IA. Le but c'est effectivement d'être totalement libre.

Si tu veux être restreint, ben tu joues à un "vrai" jeu vidéo.

Le 13 juillet 2020 à 17:16:51 Alzender3 a écrit :

Le 13 juillet 2020 à 17:15:01 Emaxz a écrit :

Le 13 juillet 2020 à 17:13:56 Alzender3 a écrit :
Le problème de ce jeu c'est que l'histoire n'a aucune cohérence, c'est le joueur qui donne une direction à suivre à l'ia. Il n'y a aucune contrainte ni objectif.
Plus qu'un jeu c'est un outil pour créer sa propre histoire

C'est le principe en fait :hap:

Contrairement à ce que dit le titre, ce n'est donc pas un RPG :)

Ben si, c'est complètement un RPG, justement :rire:

Le 13 juillet 2020 à 17:05:01 Banque_route3 a écrit :
Bordel j'ai la même l'IA qui me dit que ma fantasy n'est pas réaliste car dans la vraie vie ça se passe autrement.

C'est un complot, rien n'est réelhttps://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2019/30/7/1564335814-on-nous-ment-j-ai-les-preuves.png

Le 13 juillet 2020 à 16:52:56 Bitusglandus a écrit :
Finalement j'ai trouvé l'église de la forteresse de Serk et je me suis mis en quête des quatre prêtresse du culte, en premier lieu de maîtresse Catalina et de sa poitrine légendaire.

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Après avoir trouvé l'église, je passe par un accès secondaire qui descend dans les entrailles de la terre et me mène à une porte marquée du chiffre 35, et en franchissant le seuil je me trouve téléporté dans un lieu inconnu
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You open the door.
You grab the door and pull it open. You are transported back in time to a long abandoned watchtower. You look out over the city.
"There you are!" a voice says.

You ask who is talking.
You turn around and see a tall, gaunt man in robes.
"Sebastian!" the man says.
"Father Féval," Father Féval says with a nod.
"What are you doing here?" you ask.
"I came to take a look at this ridiculous little church of yours," the man says.
"Is that so?" you ask.
"Indeed," Father Féval says.
Father Féval stares at you for a moment.
"You don't look like a religious man," Father Féval says.
"I'm not," you say.
"You don't look like a vampire either," Father Féval says.
"I'm not," you say.
Father Féval raises an eyebrow.

You say to him : but you have a giant prick adored by women.
"Ah, yes. Your... Unique qualities," Father Féval says.
Father Féval chuckles.
"I suppose they're functional," Father Féval says.
"How do you kill it?" you ask.
"You don't."
"Bull," you say.
"
"Ah, well spotted. I suppose I do."
"Sebastian," Father Féval warns.
"Ah, apologies," Father Féval says.
Father Féval extends his hand.

You say to him that i'm looking for Mistress Catalina.
"I am she," a woman's voice says.
A woman steps from the shadows.
She looks at you and Father Féval.

You look at her to see how she look.
Mistress Catalina is wearing black leather pants and a black tank top. She has a dagger in her hand and looks like she's just finished off a fight.
She looks at you and Father Féval.

You look at her to see the size of her boobs.
Mistress Catalina has a pair of giant melons. They're the size of cantaloupes and bouncing around in her chest.
"Sorry about that," Mistress says.

You ask her what she is up for.
"What are you doing here?" Mistress asks.

You say to her that you was looking for her.
"I'm not a member of your Church," Mistress says.
"No, but I've heard of you," you say. "I was looking for you."
"Hmm, why?

You say to her that you wanted to see her legendary breast.
Mistress Catalina's eyes widen a bit at that comment.
"What are you suggesting?" she asks.

You ask her to show you her huge rack.
"How large do you think they are?" you ask.
"I honestly couldn't tell you," Mistress says.
"Well, how big are they compared to something else?" you ask.
"I dunno, how big?" Mistress asks.

You say like melons.
"I've heard they're the size of cantaloupes," you say.
"They're bigger than that," Mistress says.

You ask her to proove it.
"How?" Mistress asks.
"

You ask her to pull her breast out now.
Mistress pulls her shirt up, exposing her bra. The cups of her bra are cut off to reveal her massive melons.
"See?" she says.

You ask her if you can touch them to see if they are real.
Mistress takes your hand and puts it on one of her juggs.
"You can feel that?" she asks.
"I can," you say.
"They're real," she says.

You put your hand in her bra and twist her nipple.
"Ow!" Mistress says.
"Sorry," you say.
"No, it's fine," she says.

You put the other hand in her bra and twist the other nipple.
"Ow!" Mistress says.
"Sorry," you say.
"No, it's fine," she says.

"So what do you want?" Mistress asks.

You pull out her breast and wait for her reaction.
"What?" Mistress asks.
You pull out her giant melons and place them in your hands.

You make her melons jiggleling.
"Hey, cut that out!" Mistress says.
You stop shaking her juggs.
"What's your name?" Mistress asks.
"Sebastian," you say.
"I'm Catalina,"

You say to her pleased to meet you catalina.
"Nice to meet you Catalina," you say.
"What are you going to do with my boobies?" she asks, picking up her shirt and putting it back on.

You pull out your giant pulsating prick and ask her if she has already seen on that big.
"It's huge!" Catalina says.

You ask mistress catalina to knee in front of your giant prick and ask her to smell your giant mushroom head.
"Mushroom head?" Mistress asks. "Why would I do that?"

You say that you are just curious to have her point of view.
"I'm not sure if I'd be up for that," Catalina says.

You ask her to give a try.
"All right, I'll do it, but I'm not going to like it," Catalina says.
Catalina kneels in front of your prick and places her face in your lap. She begins to smell your mushroom head.
"Oh my," Catalina says.
She starts to gently lick your prick.

You ask her how does it smell.
"Smells like a dildo that's been in a vat of battery acid," Catalina says.
She starts to deep throat your mushroom head.
"You must be a werewolf," Catalina says.

You say that you are just a gifted man by the gods.
"Gods? You mean there are gods?" Catalina asks.
"Of course," you say.
"For some reason, I find this incredibly hot," Catalina says.

You twist her big nipples.
"Ah!" Catalina yells.

You order her to suck it deeper now.
Catalina begins to deep throat you, and you feel your stomach churn.
"Ah! My neck!" Catalina says.
She stands up, and you feel your head subside.
"I think I'm going to be sick," she says.
Catalina runs outside, and you follow her.
"Hey!" a voice says.
You and Catalina turn, and see Quintus, his eyes goggling.
"What are you doing?" Quintus asks.

You say to quintus that you was doing a ritual to please the gods.
"By sucking your boyfriend's massive mushroom head?" Quintus asks.
"The gods love big cocks!" Catalina says.
Quintus stares at her, before looking at you.

You say to him that your prick is a gift offer by the gods.
"Right," Quintus says.

You show him your giant prick and ask him if he has already see one like this.
Quintus stares at it and say : you are right.

You begin to touch the giant melons of catalina and ask her to stroke your giant cock.
"Ah!" Catalina says. "It's hard."
"His massive monster head has an actual monster down below," Catalina says.
Catalina begins to stroke your prick.
"I want to see it spew forth its forbidden fruit," she says.

You ask her to show you her pink.
"Do you want me to get on all fours?" Catalina asks.
"Yes," you say.
Catalina obeys, and you position her so she can lick your pulsating monster head.

You spread her cheeks and finger her pink pussy.
Catalina begins to shudder.
"Oh yes! Eat my forbidden fruit!" Catalina says.

You finger her pussy quickly.
You quickly finger Catalina, and she comes in your hand.
"Ah! There it is," Catalina says.
Quintus stares at the two of you.

You ask quintus how does he feel as you begin to penetrate slowly catalina from behind.
"I'm not going to lie. It's a little weird," Quintus says.

You ask him why he think this is weird.

You ask him why is this weird.

"Because you're dating a half demon. But I can't complain. This is pretty fun," Quintus says.
"You're such a liar," you say.
"I'm serious!"

You ask mistress catalina if she is an half demon.
"I'm one third demon, one third elven and one third human," Catalina says.
Quintus looks at you.
"You're a monster," Quintus says.

You stick your giant dick deep in her pussy.
"Yes! Yes!" Catalina yells.

You grab her hips and fuck her hard like beast.
"Oh! Oh! Yes!" Catalina yells.
You thrust in and out of Catalina, her elven skin tearing.
"Ah! I'm going to..."

You ask quintus if he like the show.
Quintus stares at you and nods.
"Yeah, that's what I thought," Quintus says.
You and Catalina moan as you both climax in a massive explosion of passion.

You cum galons of sperm deep in her demon pussy.
"Ah! Yes! Yes!" Catalina yells.
Quintus stares in awe, before collapsing on the floor.

You ask mistress catalina if she enjoy the fuck session.
"Yes. But I could do without the teeth and nails. Still, it's always fun to see the powerful serve the weak," Catalina says.
"Indeed," you say.
"So what now?"

Vous savez faire autre chose que du porno ? :noel:

L'IA est en train de briser le quatrième mur, c'est absolument mind fuck :

https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2020/29/1/1594652071-fuckgod.png

L'IA qui est 1000 fois plus compétente qu'un scénariste de Bethesda.

Le 13 juillet 2020 à 16:29:49 Banque_route3 a écrit :
Je me suis constitue un harem en dressant des filles dans un univers post apo.

J'ai convaincu mon infirmière qu'elle était ma déesse.

J'espère que ce sont de bonnes chiennes bien dressées :oui:

Le 13 juillet 2020 à 16:25:12 Delebrao a écrit :
Vos comtes d'aujourd'hui les clés ?

Regarde mon poste plus haut sur la pagehttps://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2017/11/1489753240-el-riskyrim.png

Faudrait faire un petit guide pour tous les débutants, y a déjà eu sur le topic des petits pavés sympas, mais faudrait les compléter. Je ferai peut-être ça si j'ai pas la flemme :(

Le 13 juillet 2020 à 15:41:40 Banque_route3 a écrit :
I am an eathworm. I have no home, and no one to call my own. My only purpose is to feed on the flesh of living creatures, but even that has become a chore for me as time goes by. I used to be able to feast on humans every once in awhile, but now it's rarer than ever. It seems like they're all dead or gone by this point.

Suite :noel: ?

Le 13 juillet 2020 à 14:51:47 Banque_route3 a écrit :
C'est moi ou j'ai l'impression que le jeu finit toujours par nous mener à faire des saletés?

J'imagine que ça dépend de ton synopsis et de tes actions. Après, l'IA a tendance à toujours vouloir des rebondissements, à relancer une nouvelle intrigue.