Hello ya’ll franchies je suis le TEXAN MEAT COOKER

Well, reckon y'all been talkin' 'bout me a fair bit on this French forum. Wonderin' if that lil' French guy got hisself a taste of all my meat. Well, I'll tell ya, he sure did put ALL MY MEAT in his mouth without gag reflex, and seemed to enjoy so much

Now, if any of y'all find yourselves passin' through the Dallas area, y'all are more than welcome to swing by my ranch and get a taste of my HOT meat. 🔥 🔥

Amitiés avec la France de Texas

Pic ov u or didibee man

[09:11:41] <HunDeTroie>
Screen or didibee man

So huuuuuuge 🥵

Le 23 février 2024 à 09:18:04 :
So huuuuuuge 🥵

I use a special vinegar from Virginia try my secret sauce

Le 23 février 2024 à 09:32:29 :

Le 23 février 2024 à 09:18:04 :
So huuuuuuge 🥵

I use a special vinegar from Virginia try my secret sauce

oh la singerie

DONUT à MARK the big Tex-Mex cooker: " I'M A PUSSY I'M GONNA WET" "JE SUIS UNE CHATTE JE VAIS MOUILLER" https://streamable.com/jom1f5https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2024/07/5/1708072538-cigare-dans-le-bench.gifCan you confirm that he said that please Mark ?

Le 23 février 2024 à 10:36:32 :
DONUT à MARK the big Tex-Mex cooker: " I'M A PUSSY I'M GONNA WET" "JE SUIS UNE CHATTE JE VAIS MOUILLER" https://streamable.com/jom1f5https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2024/07/5/1708072538-cigare-dans-le-bench.gifCan you confirm that he said that please Mark ?

Howdy there, buddy. I can tell ya for sure, the French litl man was completely wet when I let him try my HOT jalapenos. The flavor's just awesom, all thanks to that sweet sauce so CARAMALIZED.
Y'all swing on by and give my cookin' a try if you're ever in Dallas.

Mes baisers de Texas.

Was it Bench, Cigars or & who put your meat in his mouth ?

Dont tok like zat

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Tarè

Carefull my meat motherf*****https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2024/08/3/1708479034-careful-my-meat.png

Howdy y'all, some french pussy told me on an other topic that my meat is overcooked.
Llet me tell ya 'bout that good ol' Tex-Mex slow-cooked brisket. We smoke that meat for a good long while (about 4h) lettin' it get all tender-like. Ain't no overcookin' here, I reckon. If y'all find yourselves in Dallas, you best give it a try if you ain't scared of fillin' your belly with some mighty fine meat

Le 24 février 2024 à 13:13:32 :
Howdy y'all, some french pussy told me on an other topic that my meat is overcooked.
Llet me tell ya 'bout that good ol' Tex-Mex slow-cooked brisket. We smoke that meat for a good long while (about 4h) lettin' it get all tender-like. Ain't no overcookin' here, I reckon.

Je n’aime pas les pussys parler mauvais de ma viande.

I'm reel Sherrin, you are a pussy imitation

Le 24 février 2024 à 13:16:44 :

Le 24 février 2024 à 13:13:32 :
Howdy y'all, some french pussy told me on an other topic that my meat is overcooked.
Llet me tell ya 'bout that good ol' Tex-Mex slow-cooked brisket. We smoke that meat for a good long while (about 4h) lettin' it get all tender-like. Ain't no overcookin' here, I reckon.

Je n’aime pas les pussys parler mauvais de ma viande.

I'm reel Sherrin, you are a pussy imitation

Lick that calf again ?

Im the cook
Im the man who put all his meat into lill Bench
So say my name

« Lick that calf again » Bordel mais ce con utilise des expressions texanes et de l’argot que ChatGPT peut pas traduire. Du coup soi c’est un khey en échange linguistique là-bas soi c’est le vrai Mark

Le 24 février 2024 à 13:30:41 :

Le 24 février 2024 à 13:16:44 :

Le 24 février 2024 à 13:13:32 :
Howdy y'all, some french pussy told me on an other topic that my meat is overcooked.
Llet me tell ya 'bout that good ol' Tex-Mex slow-cooked brisket. We smoke that meat for a good long while (about 4h) lettin' it get all tender-like. Ain't no overcookin' here, I reckon.

Je n’aime pas les pussys parler mauvais de ma viande.

I'm reel Sherrin, you are a pussy imitation

Lick that calf again ?

Im the cook
Im the man who put all his meat into lill Bench
So say my name

You are insane, say MY name meat sucker