le socialisme, c’est très simple

Un jour, un socialiste a frappé à la porte d’un fermier et lui a demandé de se joindre au parti socialiste local. Ignorant ce qu’était un socialiste, le fermier a demandé à l’homme de lui donner un exemple de comportement socialiste. Le socialiste a dit : « Si vous avez une vache, alors tous les villageois ont droit à du lait de cette vache. Cela s’appelle le partage des richesses.

« C’est bien, a dit le fermier.

Et si vous avez un mouton, alors tout le monde se partage sa laine.
Très bien, dit le fermier. Le socialiste a l’air bien.
C’est merveilleux », dit le socialiste, croyant avoir recruté un nouveau membre. «Et si vous avez une poule, alors tout le monde se partage ses œufs. »
Quoi ? a crié le fermier en colère. C’est horrible. Sortez d’ici et apportez vos idées socialistes avec vous.
Mais, mais, mais, a balbutié le socialiste, je ne comprends pas. Vos étiez d’accord avec l’idée de partager le lait et la laine. Pourquoi vous objectez-vous à partager les œufs ?
Parce que je n’ai pas de vache ni de mouton, a grogné le fermier

Au final ton histoire ça critique plus les gens individualistes et égoïstes que les socialistes

Christophe Colomb fut le premier socialiste : il ne savait pas où il allait, il ignorait où il se trouvait... et il faisait tout ça aux frais des contribuables.

Le 21 février 2022 à 22:24:32 :
Au final ton histoire ça critique plus les gens individualistes et égoïstes que les socialistes

Le socialisme attire inévitablement des personnes individualistes et égoïstes

Le 21 février 2022 à 22:25:30 :
Christophe Colomb fut le premier socialiste : il ne savait pas où il allait, il ignorait où il se trouvait... et il faisait tout ça aux frais des contribuables.

Il était généreux ça s’arrête là

A$50 Lesson

I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?'

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

Her parents beamed with pride.

'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her. 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.'

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

Le 21 février 2022 à 22:45:57 :
A$50 Lesson

I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?'

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

Her parents beamed with pride.

'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her. 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.'

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

Ayaaaa