Je suis nulle en Anglais. Quelqu'un peut traduire mon texte en anglais s'il vous plait?

Les autres se moquent de moi parce que je ne sais pas parler anglais, quelqu'un veut bien m'aider s'il vous plait ? Pas de google traduction s'il vous plait.

Texte :
" Pour ce second semestre, je vais me focaliser sur l’amélioration de mon intonation et l’enrichissement de mon vocabulaire. En effet, je constate suite aux notes que j’ai eues que je souffre d’un gros problème d’intonation et de vocabulaire. Ainsi je compte regarder des séries anglaises pour améliorer mon vocabulaire et je vais demander à mon oncle qui habite en Angleterre de discuter plus souvent avec moi afin d’améliorer mon intonation et ma compréhension orale.
Bien entendu, je piocherai 2 3 arrêts en anglais que j’étudierai afin d’améliorer mon vocabulaire juridique.

Cette semaine, j’ai essayé de traduire des paroles de chansons anglaises que je viens de découvrir. J’ai constaté que le rap américain était vraiment difficile à comprendre à mon niveau et me suis donc rabattu sur les chansons de la variété anglaise. "

I think I'm able to beat a gorilla bare handed.

Without joking.

I practise MMA since 6 years, boxing in parallel since 7 years
Also musuclation since 4 years, 1m87 for 86kg

I've an inbelievable speed and reflexes as insane than my speed. I've just to wait it charged me, dodge it, hit it with great potatoes in the head and do it a hand key. I'll not left it, on emistake and it is finsihed.
There will always be virgins of here who'll say it's impossible. Nothing is impossible in this life my friends and number 2) this is not with your corpses of cowards that you'll do anything.

Anybody a minimun trained can beat a gorilla with a knife yet. Bare handed that's not more hard, you just need technical.

Désolé mais oups, j'aime pas l'anglaishttps://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2017/32/7/1502641184-gulia-noraj.png

Le 19 janvier 2021 à 23:41:49 KkookK a écrit :
I think I'm able to beat a gorilla bare handed.

Without joking.

I practise MMA since 6 years, boxing in parallel since 7 years
Also musuclation since 4 years, 1m87 for 86kg

I've an inbelievable speed and reflexes as insane than my speed. I've just to wait it charged me, dodge it, hit it with great potatoes in the head and do it a hand key. I'll not left it, on emistake and it is finsihed.
There will always be virgins of here who'll say it's impossible. Nothing is impossible in this life my friends and number 2) this is not with your corpses of cowards that you'll do anything.

Anybody a minimun trained can beat a gorilla with a knife yet. Bare handed that's not more hard, you just need technical.

This, même si c'est plus americain dans la syntaxe qu'anglais académique mais ça ira pour ton pour ton besoin

Le 19 janvier 2021 à 23:41:49 KkookK a écrit :
I think I'm able to beat a gorilla bare handed.

Without joking.

I practise MMA since 6 years, boxing in parallel since 7 years
Also musuclation since 4 years, 1m87 for 86kg

I've an inbelievable speed and reflexes as insane than my speed. I've just to wait it charged me, dodge it, hit it with great potatoes in the head and do it a hand key. I'll not left it, on emistake and it is finsihed.
There will always be virgins of here who'll say it's impossible. Nothing is impossible in this life my friends and number 2) this is not with your corpses of cowards that you'll do anything.

Anybody a minimun trained can beat a gorilla with a knife yet. Bare handed that's not more hard, you just need technical.

je l'ai déjà vu et ça m'a fait rire merci

Un bon samaritain pour aider une pauvre débutante ?

Bon bah merci quand même je vais manger des noix de cajou

je suis bilingue certifié
quelle récompense déjà ?

Indeed old bean, however thou are thereby compelled to disclose thy patronymic.https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2020/27/5/1593809422-psx-20200703-225012.jpg
Thee ipseity is very much undistinguished among us good folk.https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2020/27/5/1593809422-psx-20200703-225012.jpg
Is thy poppycocking an endeavor to deliver us a jolly chuckle ?https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2020/27/5/1593809422-psx-20200703-225012.jpg
Thou shoehorned an unutterable unrest, forasmuch as thou are obliged to withdraw thyself forthwith.https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2020/27/5/1593809422-psx-20200703-225012.jpg
We yearn for congeniality upon thou, nevertheless. Cheershttps://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2020/27/5/1593809422-psx-20200703-225012.jpg

Pourquoi pas de Google traduction ? Une fois repris corriger ces la meilleure des version après il fait utiliser d’autre terme une autre syntaxe

For this second semester, I will focus on improving my intonation and enriching my vocabulary. So I plan to watch English series to improve my vocabulary and I will ask my uncle who lives in England to chat more often with me in order to improve my intonation and my oral comprehension.

This week I tried to translate lyrics of English songs that I just discovered. I found that American rap was really difficult to understand at my level and I therefore fell back on the songs of the English variety

Le 19 janvier 2021 à 23:49:48 ViceVersa92 a écrit :
je suis bilingue certifié
quelle récompense déjà ?

Mes remerciements c'est tout ce que j'ai

As second term is coming i'll be focusing on improving my elocution and my vocabulary as i have been noticing that i am weak on these topics.

So i intend to watch TV shows and ask my uncle who is living in england to be conversing with me on a frequent basis.

Of course i will be picking some -legal english texts- in order to improve my vocabulary regarding law topics (malheureusement je n'ai pas la traduction d'arrêt juridique en anglais, pour ca va falloir te débrouiller)

This week i have been trying to translate english songs that i have just discovered and i have realized that rap songs are really hard to understand at my level so i have settled for english variety

La fameuse amitié homme-femme

poussez vous je suis bilingue

Others laugh at me because I can't speak English, would someone please help me? No google translate please.

Text:
"For this second semester, I am going to focus on improving my intonation and enriching my vocabulary. Indeed, I notice following the notes I had that I suffer from a big problem of intonation and So I plan to watch English series to improve my vocabulary and I will ask my uncle who lives in England to chat more often with me in order to improve my intonation and my oral comprehension.
Of course, I will draw 2 3 judgments in English which I will study in order to improve my legal vocabulary.

This week I tried to translate lyrics to English songs that I just discovered. I found that American rap was really hard to understand at my level, so I fell back on the songs of the English variety. "

20 euros je le fais, le frigo est vide

Le 19 janvier 2021 à 23:50:42 BasquezDPoulet a écrit :
As second term is coming i'll be focusing on improving my elocution and my vocabulary as i have been noticing that i am weak on these topics.

So i intend to watch TV shows and ask my uncle who is living in england to be conversing with me on a frequent basis.

Of course i will be picking some -legal english texts- in order to improve my vocabulary regarding law topics (malheureusement je n'ai pas la traduction d'arrêt juridique en anglais, pour ca va falloir te débrouiller)

This week i have been trying to translate english songs that i have just discovered and i have realized that rap songs are really hard to understand at my level so i have settled for english variety

Oh celui là a l'air bien merci

https://www.deepl.com/translator

de rien

Y'à pas de quoi. Ça mériterait un peu plus de travail sur la syntaxe mais j'ai la flemme, ça fera l'affaire xD