Ma fille, ma fille, ne me mens pas.

WetBitch
2022-08-05 02:14:18

T'as joué à the walking dead toi

Haruko_
2022-08-05 02:15:25

Le 05 août 2022 à 02:14:18 :
T'as joué à the walking dead toi

C'est quelle chanson ça

Asnium
2022-08-05 02:16:01

Hey, as-salamu-alaykum, this is Moussier Tombola
In the nightclub you are always sitting!
You can't dance the logobi or the tchilili?
That's okay, it's here for you!
Jump rope hey, hey! Jump rope hey, hey!
Slowly, but do it slowly
Position one, two, position one, two, that's good, that's good
Machine gun to the right
Machine gun to the left
Position one, two, position one, two, that's good, that's good
Stop! Ladies and gentlemen
The dance that's about to happen is the Sean Paul dance followed by the ti es content dance
One, two, three, four, hey!
Sean Paul, Sean Paul, Sean Paul, hey!
Sean Paul, Sean Paul, Sean Paul, hey!
Sean Paul, Sean Paul, Sean Paul, hey!
Sean Paul, Sean Paul, Sean Paul, hey!
Ti es content, ti es content, ti es content, ti es content
Ti es happy, ti es happy, ti es happy, ti es happy
Stop! Ladies and gentlemen, after Sean Paul and ti es content
You're back on your skipping rope, right?
One, two, three, four
Jump rope hey, hey! Jump rope hey, hey!
Easy, but take it easy
Position one, two, position one, two, that's good, that's good
Machine gun to the right
Machine gun to the left
Position one, two, position one, two, that's good, that's good

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ElOsso
2022-08-05 02:16:20

Tu dis oui
Je dis non
Tu dis arrête
Mais je dis allez allez alleeez
Ooh non
Quand tu dis au revoir
Moi je dis bonjour
Bonjour bonjouuur
J'sais pas pourquoi tu au revoir quand je dis bonjour

Patchalechat5
2022-08-05 02:16:59

Le 05 août 2022 à 02:14:18 :
T'as joué à the walking dead toi

Peut être qu'il a un minimum d'ouverture culturel

Connaitre une chanson de Nirvana je pensais pas que c'était si unique aujourd'hui

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Et on sait tous où elle dormait cette ...

Asnium
2022-08-05 02:19:32

She's a little chick with a wonderful firecracker
A pretty blonde with blue eyes
When I see her every morning
Me under the sheets, I'm five against one
She gets in the shower and it's quite a story
I raise the tent by myself under my bathrobe
I don't understand why every time it hits the spot
I'm not a hunter but I'd like to put a round in her
I'm not a hunter, but I'd like to put a cartridge in his mouth
I'm not a hunter but I'd like to put a cartridge in his mouth
I'm not a hunter but I'll put a round in him
I'm not a hunter but I'd like to put a round in him

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Demonmalefik
2022-08-05 02:20:12

Who's got khaki poop stuck to his cucu

Little vanilla balls
Big cocoa pebbles
Gumdrops
marshmallows of all shapes and sizes, it's fun
Little nougats all small
Roudoudous all softened
Callichons all flat
Sausages of three carats

Who's got khaki poop stuck to his head
stuck to the cucu
Who's got persimmon poop stuck to his head
Glued to the cucu up to the kiki

The poo-poo babies
The poo-poo babas
The poop faggots
The poo-poo grannies
The poopy nannies
The poopy chicks
Poo poo poo
Poo poo poo
Oh the pretty poop pot

ElOsso
2022-08-05 02:21:00

Still alive
Rest assure
Still the banana, still standing
He is not born
Or badly screwed
The one who wants to burry me

Asnium
2022-08-05 02:21:11

Go Music Maestro
Come on, roll on youth
Ah I feel like a ball in a sloggy
Like a pig in shit
It was Sunday on TF1
When there was no Formula 1
Played by Chuck Norris
He's not here to play tennis
In Texas everyone's afraid of him
He doesn't get his ass kicked, the penguin
He's such a big guy
When he farts he's got a hole in his underpants
And when he farts, he puts a hole in his underpants
And when he farts, he puts a hole in his underpants
And when he farts he puts a hole in his underpants
And when he farts he puts a hole in his underpants
Let's get on with it
Here we go Maestro
Let's go, let's go
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
Here we go
The bar sharper than glass
I swear on my mother's head
That the landscaper must be called back
When he's got the Boeing at the end of the runway.
Always relaxed of the sphincter
Even though he's hot as a pot of coffee
His 501 is no slouch
Because when he farts he holes his underwear.

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Asnium
2022-08-05 02:24:59

It's Keen V on the mic'yo
Li li lick me, yes yes I like it, yes yes I like it I like it
Li li lick me, yes yes I like it, yes yes I like it I like it
Li li lick me, yes yes I like it, yes yes I like it I like it
Li li lick me, yes yes I like it, yes yes I like it I like it
Gently lying on the ground
She's waiting to take flight
Direction the famous 7th heaven
Miss likes sensual games
Softly lying on the ground
She is waiting to take flight
To the famous 7th heaven
Mademoiselle likes sensual games

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ElOsso
2022-08-05 02:25:31

I just wanted to Shine
I just wanted to shine
It's off road rap
It's off road rap
I just wanted to Shine
I just wanted to shine
It's off road rap
It's off road rap

Asnium
2022-08-05 02:28:09

You're prettier than all the girls
Who pose on the cover of magazines
You're the fantasy of all men
You've got a photoshopped body
Two hundred square meters of chest
Your kids won't lack calcium
When we walk together in the street
All the passers-by look at your... jeans
Cars stop and honk their horns
The first time I saw you naked
I needed an aspirin
And hold back my hormones
I would have spent my life with you
If only you didn't talk

Cause you're good ohOhOhOhOh
But you're so stupid oh
Your parents didn't finish the job
They forgot to make you a brain
You're good
But what the hell are you dumb

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Demonmalefik
2022-08-05 02:28:58

Sentez la magie dans l'air
Come on, come on, come on
Put your hands up in the air
Come on, come on, come on
As usual we're set (oh eh oh)
As always we'll be fine (ha ha)
We'll get the mood going (oh eh oh)
All together we make the show

We invite you to the magic
There are no shortcuts
Forget your worries
Come and do the madness
We invite you to the magic
There's no shortcut
Forget about your worries
Oh oh oh oh oh oh

Sentez la magie dans l'air
Come on, come on, come on
Put your hands up in the air
Come on, come on, come on

Steinheif
2022-08-05 02:31:41

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Asnium
2022-08-05 02:32:00

Twenty years I've been in the game
And I know that Mario will always be the favorite
The favorite, the number one
But hey, in my heart I don't mind
Fake
I'm no longer nice, Luigi's getting the kalash' out
While he sleeps, I'm gonna give him a new mustache
We'll soon see who'll be the champion
When I make him swallow his two hundred mushrooms
My go-kart is rotten, it always breaks down
I can't turn, I get all the banana peels
I've only got a carapace to fuck up his race
I want to set the kamikaze mode
How do you want Mario to be the master?
When this guy is less than a meter tall?
This little faggot dresses in overalls
While I, well yeah me too actually
L.U.I.G.I my name is Luigi
Here we, here we go, this is the end of Mario
L.U.I.G.I my name is Luigi
Here we, here we go is the end of Mario

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Haruko_
2022-08-05 02:32:47

Le 05 août 2022 à 02:31:41 :
Avant j'étais moche dans la tesshttps://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2021/06/7/1613318160-4k.png
Aujourd'hui j'plais à Eva Mendeshttps://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2021/06/7/1613318160-4k.png
Gars, gars, gars, garshttps://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2021/06/7/1613318160-4k.png
J'ai mal, j'vois mes semblables en bas, bas, bashttps://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2021/06/7/1613318160-4k.png

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Today I like Eva Mendeshttps://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2021/06/7/1613318160-4k.png
Guys, guys, guys, guyshttps://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2021/06/7/1613318160-4k.png
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trapvador6
2022-08-05 02:32:54

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2309Tram
2022-08-05 02:33:26

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Asnium
2022-08-05 02:34:32

L'amour du désert dans tes yeux tout le long du chemin
Si j'écoute tes mensonges, dirais-tu que
Je suis un homme (un homme) sans conviction
Je suis un homme (un homme) qui ne sait pas
Comment vendre (to sell) une contradiction
Tu vas et viens, tu vas et viens
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma caméléon
Tu vas et viens, tu vas et viens
Aimer serait facile si tes couleurs étaient comme mes rêves.
Rouge, or et vert, rouge, or et vert.
Je n'entendais pas tes mots méchants tous les jours.
Et tu étais si douce, je t'ai entendu dire
Que mon amour (mon amour) était une addiction.
Quand nous nous accrochons (nous nous accrochons), notre amour est fort.
Quand tu pars (tu pars), tu es parti pour toujours
Tu t'accroches, tu t'accroches
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma caméléon
Tu vas et viens, tu vas et viens
Aimer serait facile si tes couleurs étaient comme mes rêves.
Rouge, or et vert, rouge, or et vert.

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Haruko_
2022-08-05 02:36:06

Ils lui ont dit : "Ne viens jamais par ici".
"Je ne veux pas voir ton visage, tu ferais mieux de disparaître".
Il y a du feu dans leurs yeux et leurs mots sont très clairs.
Alors dégage, dégage
Tu ferais mieux de courir, de faire ce que tu peux.
Je ne veux pas voir de sang, ne sois pas un macho.
Si tu veux être dur, fais ce que tu peux.
Alors dégage, mais tu veux être mauvais

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